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Jerry Seinfeld

1954- ,  American comedian
Jerry SeinfeldAmerican comedian, actor, writer, producer and director who is best known for portraying a semifictional version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld (1989-1998) on NBC.

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Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

It s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

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My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.

What are they planting to grow the seedless watermelon?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.


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