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Doug Larson

1926-2017 ,  American columnist
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Quotations

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

Funny Quotes

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.


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