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Bill Cosby

1937- ,  American comedian
Bill CosbyAmerican comedian, actor, and producer, who played a major role in the development of a more-positive portrayal of blacks on television. He produced and starred in a television sitcom, The Cosby Show, which aired from 1984 to 1992 and was rated as the number one show in America for five years.
His reputation was tarnished by dozens of accusations of sexual misconduct on Cosby’s part over the course of many decades.

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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Gray hair is gods graffiti.

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

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When they said to you at graduation “follow your dreams,” did anybody say you had to wake up first?


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