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Jay Leno

1950- ,  American TV host
Jay LenoComedian, actor and television host. He was the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009.

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Funny Quotes

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

How come you never see a headline like “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you.

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.


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