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Absurdity

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VoltaireThose who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.

—  Voltaire, 1694-1778, French philosopher & writer

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David HumeIt is an absurdity to believe that the Deity has human passions, and one of the lowest of human passions, a restless appetite for applause.

—  David Hume, 1711-1776, Scottish philosopher

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CiceroThere is nothing so absurd that it has not been said by some philosopher.

—  Cicero, 106-43 BC, Roman orator & statesman

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Eugene IonescoCut off from his religious, metaphysical and transcendental roots, man is lost; all his actions become senseless, absurd, useless.

—  Eugene Ionesco, 1912-1994, French-Romanian playwright

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André MalrauxDeath is there as irrefutable proof of the absurdity of life.

—  André Malraux, 1901-1976, French writer & statesman

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Frank ZappaTo me, absurdity is the only reality.

—  Frank Zappa, 1940-1993, American musician

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VauvenarguesThe most absurd and reckless aspirations have sometimes led to extraordinary success.

—  Vauvenargues, 1715-1747, French author of maxims

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Jean CocteauFight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities.

—  Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963, French artist

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NapoleonIn politics, an absurdity is not an impediment.

—  Napoleon, 1769-1821, French Emperor

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Albert CamusAt any street corner the feeling of absurdity can strike any man in the face.

—  Albert Camus, 1913-1960, French writer, Nobel 1957

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Thomas HobbesThe privilege of absurdity; to which no living creature is subject, but man only.

—  Thomas Hobbes, 1588-1679, English philosopher

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Emile M. CioranProfound thinkers are only the ones who do not suffer from a sense of the ridiculous

—  Emile M. Cioran, 1911-1995, French-Romanian philosopher

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Eugene IonescoIt's not a certain society that seems ridiculous to me, it's mankind.

—  Eugene Ionesco, 1912-1994, French-Romanian playwright

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Jules RenardLook for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.

—  Jules Renard, 1864-1910, French writer

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Samuel JohnsonAlmost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those who we cannot resemble.

—  Samuel Johnson, 1709-1784, English writer

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NapoleonFrom the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.

—  Napoleon, 1769-1821, French Emperor

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Ambrose BierceAbsurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

—  Ambrose Bierce, 1842–1914, American writer

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Albert CamusThis divorce between man and his life, the actor and his setting, is properly the feeling of absurdity.

—  Albert Camus, 1913-1960, French writer, Nobel 1957

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Friedrich NietzscheThere may be Herostratoi who set fire to the temples in which their image is worshiped.

—  Friedrich Nietzsche, 1844-1900, German philosopher

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Friedrich NietzscheThe irrationality of a thing is not an argument against its existence, rather a condition of it.

—  Friedrich Nietzsche, 1844-1900, German philosopher

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Karl LagerfeldAbsurdity and anti-absurdity are the two poles of creative energy.

—  Karl Lagerfeld, 1933-2019, German fashion designer

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Luigi PirandelloLife is full of strange absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.

—  Luigi Pirandello, 1867-1936, Italian writer (Nobel 1934)

Baltasar GracianThere's no greater absurdity than taking everything seriously.

—  Baltasar Gracian, 1601-1658, Spanish writer

John SteinbeckIt would be absurd if we did not understand both angels and devils, since we invented them.

—  John Steinbeck, 1902-1968, American writer, Nobel 1962

Anatole FranceIt is human nature to think wisely and to act in an absurd fashion.

—  Anatole France, 1844-1924, French writer, Nobel 1921

Joseph De MaistreThe most ridiculous thing for a woman is to be a man.

—  Joseph De Maistre, 1753-1821, Savoyard diplomat & philosopher

Salvador DaliLe surréalisme, c'est moi.

—  Salvador Dali, 1904-1989, Spanish painter

Gabriel Garcia MarquezSurrealism comes from the reality of Latin America.

—  Gabriel Garcia Marquez, 1927-2014, Colombian writer

Frank ZappaWriting about music is like dancing about architecture.

—  Frank Zappa, 1940-1993, American musician

Søren KierkegaardTake away paradox from the thinker and you have a professor.

—  Søren Kierkegaard, 1813-1855, Danish philosopher

André BretonSurrealism first recognized itself in the black mirror of anarchism.

—  André Breton, 1896-1966, French writer, founder of Surrealism

André BretonThe mind, placed before any kind of difficulty, can find an ideal outlet in the absurd. Accommodation to the absurd readmits adults to the mysterious realm inhabited by children.

—  André Breton, 1896-1966, French writer, founder of Surrealism

Latin Quotes

TertullianI believe because it is absurd.

Credo quia absurdum.

—  Tertullian, 155-240 AD, Berber-Roman Christian author

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Funny Quotes

George CarlinYou know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

—  George Carlin, 1936-2008, American comedian

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Dave LettermanAmerica is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

—  Dave Letterman, 1947-, American TV talk show host

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Ancient Greek

Ancient Greek phraseOld woman dancing.

Γραυς χορεύει.

—  Ancient Greek phrase

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