best quotations about
Cars |
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Quotations
 | The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers. — Dave Barry, 1947-, American journalist 4 likes |
 | A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners. — Mignon McLaughlin, 1913-1983, American magazine editor 2 likes |
 | Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity. |
 | The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man. — Marshall McLuhan, 1911-1980, Canadian academic & media theorist |
| The car has become an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete in the urban compound. — Marshall McLuhan, 1911-1980, Canadian academic & media theorist |
Funny Quotes
 | Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? — George Carlin, 1936-2008, American comedian 16 likes |
 | There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. — P.J. O’ Rourke, 1947-2022, American columnist & writer 6 likes |
| Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. — Dave Barry, 1947-, American journalist 3 likes |
 | If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. — Doug Larson, 1926-2017, American columnist 2 likes |
 | When I was a kid, my favorite ride was the bumper cars. What a wonderful fantasy of the driving experience as it could be. All confrontation, no destination. Driving as an act of pure hostility. |
Special Quotes
 | Power, Beauty and Soul. — Slogan of Aston Martin 2 likes |
