Quotes by
Lily Tomlin |
1939- , American actress
| 13 quotes | 1,094 visits |
Quotations
| • | Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. 3 |
| • | Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself. 3 |
| • | I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. 2 |
| • | To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex. 2 |
| • | If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? 2 |
| • | The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat. 2 |
| • | No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. 1 |
| • | If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less. 1 |
| • | Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. 1 |
| • | Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. 1 |
| • | Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket. 1 |
Funny Quotes
| • | I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. 10 |
| • | We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. 4 |
