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Dave Letterman

1947- ,  American TV talk show host
Dave LettermanAmerican former television talk show host, comedian, writer, producer and actor.
He hosted a late night television talk show for 33 years (1982-2015) on CBS.

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I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

If what you've done is stupid, but it works… then it really isn't all that stupid.

Funny Quotes

The worst-tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.

Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, “I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.” Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

Stupid Quotes

The White House is saying Donald Trump has “zero percent chance” of being elected. Isn't that a little high?


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