Quotes by
Groucho Marx |
Julius Henry Marx, 1890-1977 , American comedian
Comedian, film and television star.He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. He made 13 feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers, of whom he was the third-born. He also had a successful solo career, most notably as the host of the radio and television game show You Bet Your Life.
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Quotations
| • | Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money. 4 |
Funny Quotes
| • | Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. 8 |
| • | I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member. 7 |
| • | I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception. 6 |
| • | I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that. 5 |
| • | Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. 4 |
| • | From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. 4 |
| • | I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book. 4 |
| • | Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana. 4 |
